1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to its diameter = 1 Eskimo Pi
2. 2000 pounds of Chinese soup = Won ton
3. 1 millionth of a mouthwash = 1 microscope
4. Time between slipping on a peel and smacking the pavement =
1 bananosecond
5. Weight an evangelist carries with God = 1 billigram
6. Time it takes to sail 220 yards at 1 nautical mile per hour =
Knotfurlong
7. 16.5 feet in the Twilight Zone = 1 Rod Serling
8. Half of a large intestine = 1 semicolon
9. 1,000,000 aches = 1 megahurtz
10. Basic unit of laryngitis = 1 hoarsepower
11. Shortest distance between two jokes = A straight line
12. 453.6 graham crackers = 1 pound cake
13. 1 million microphones = 1 megaphone
14. 2 million bicycles = 2 megacycles
15. 365.25 days = 1 unicycle
16. 2000 mockingbirds = 2 kilomockingbirds
17. 52 cards = 1 decacards
18. 1 kilogram of falling figs = 1 Fig Newton
19. 1000 milliliters of wet socks = 1 literhosen
20. 1 millionth of a fish = 1 microfiche
21. 1 trillion pins = 1 terrapin
22. 10 rations = 1 decoration
23. 100 rations = 1 C-ration
24. 2 monograms = 1 diagram
25 4 nickels = 2 paradigms
26. 2.4 statute miles of intravenous surgical tubing at Yale University
Hospital = 1 IV League
27. 100 Senators = Not 1 decision
This is highly recommended way of exploiting Orkut album hack to unlock (view) pics in the album!
Many users claimed that our old orkut album hack is not working. While we noticed few exception most of the users had trouble in copying and pasting lengthy javascript code. So here comes an automated way - a GreaseMonkey script!
Once you install above script successfully, next time you go to any Orkut locked orkut album, you will see pics from locked orkut album in orkut style alongwith error message which obviously lost its meaning! (See screenshot above)
#How to Install (Need to do this only once!)
* Download firefox if you don’t have it! (SKIP this if you have firefox.)
* Install GreaseMonkey extension for firefox. (SKIP this if you have GreaseMonkey too!)
* Close all firefox windows and restart firefox.
* Click here to install the script View Locked Album in Orkut Style
Thats it! All locks will be broken automatically as they never existed! :D
The Search for a Pastor During Bible Times
Dear Member,
We do not have a happy report, as we have not been able to find a suitable candidate for pastor of our church thus far. We do, however, have one promising prospect. The following is our confidential report on the candidates:
Adam: Good man, but has problems with his wife.
Noah: Former pastorate of 120 years with no converts. Prone to unrealistic building projects.
Joseph: A big thinker, but a braggart. Interprets dreams. Has a prison record.
Moses: Modest and meek, but poor communicator; even stutters at times. Sometimes blows his stack and acts rashly in business meetings.
Deborah: One word—female.
David: The most promising candidate of all, until we discovered the affair he had with a neighbor's wife.
Solomon: Great preacher, but serious woman problems.
Elijah: Prone to depression; collapses under pressure.
Jonah: Told us he was swallowed by a huge fish. He said the fish later spit him out on the shore near here. We hung up.
Amos: Backward and unpolished. With some seminary training, he might have promise; but he has a problem with wealthy people.
John: Says he's a Baptist, but doesn't dress like one. Sleeps in the outdoors, has a weird diet, and provokes denominational leaders.
Paul: Powerful CEO type and fascinating preacher. But he's short on tact, unforgiving with young ministers, harsh, and has been known to preach all night.
Timothy: Too young.
Judas: His references are solid. A steady plodder. Conservative. Good connections. Knows how to handle money. We're inviting him to preach this Sunday with great hopes that he will accept our offer!
From" "Moses' Favorite Travel Jokes" (Barbour Publishing, Inc. © 2009)
Bible Riddles by Richard Lederer
26. When was tennis first played?
27. Who was the straightest man in the Bible?
28. How was Pharaoh's daughter like a stockbroker?
29. What did the Egyptians do when it got dark?
30. Who was the first man in the Bible to break all ten
commandments?
31. How do we know for certain that Moses was a male?
32. Who were the three most constipated men in the Bible?
33. Who was the greatest actor in the Bible? Of what did he die?
34. How was Ruth rude to Boaz?
35. Why was Goliath astonished when David hit him with a stone?
36. Who was older -- David or Goliath?
37. What evidence is there of sewing in the time of David?
38. Why was the prophet Elijah like a horse?
39. Who was the most successful doctor in the Bible?
40. What did Job have to cover his sackcloth and ashes?
41. Who was the strongest man in the Bible?
42. Who was Jonah's guardian?
43. How is the story of Jonah an inspiration?
The Answers
26. When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.
27. Joseph. Pharaoh made a ruler out of him.
28. She took a little prophet from the rushes on the banks.
29. They turned on the Israelites.
30. Moses.
31. He wandered around the desert for 40 years and never
stopped to ask anyone for directions.
32. Cain, because he wasn't Abel; Methuselah, who sat on the
throne for 900 years; and Moses, because God gave him two
tablets and sent him into the wilderness.
33. Samson.He brought down the house,then died of fallen arches
34. She pulled his ears and stepped on his corn.
35. It had never entered his head before.
36. David. He rocked Goliath to sleep.
37. He was hemmed in on all sides.
38. He was fed from aloft.
39. Job. He had the most patience.
40. Only three miserable comforters.
41. Jonah. The whale couldn't keep him down.
42. The whale brought him up.
43. Jonah was down in the mouth but came out all right.
Sending mass friend requests was never easier till Mass Add arrived on the scene. Mass Adder software allows an orkut member to mass add friends. In simple words, you can send thousands of friend requests in minutes allowing you to cross the 1000 friend limit very easily (courtesy this hack). This software has an very successful past on Orkut Plus. It has always been the most thrived for and most downloaded of many we have featured.
» Installation and Usage Instructions
* Download the Mass Add Software
* Open the Application and Log in to orkut.
* After logging in, navigate to the Mass Add Tab (next to Browser tab)
* First of all, enter the community ID.
* Now, choose capture UID's option. Wait till all the ID's are captured.
* No, choose the number of profiles to add as friends. Restrict to 250 to avoid temporary account freeze.
* Click on add profiles.
* If you wish to add huge number, you can configure the settings (bottom section)
* Fill in 150 in the add column and keep 20 minutes as pause time. The software will now add 150 profiles and pause for 20 minutes to avoid the account freeze.
» Notes
If You are receiving mass friend requests courtesy mass add, you can use this software to accept all friend requests in no time.
» Credits
This Software has been created by Igor Thiago, and thanx for orkutplus
Add rainbow effects to your orkut scrap click here:
SOURCE
On this page...
1. write ur text in first text box.....
2. Click the button below named "Aplicar Rainbow effect"
3.Copy and paste it anywhere u want
Writing text in reverse order
- Type the text in the scrapbook or any text box.
- Type & # 8 2 3 8 without spaces before the message in the text box.
- Example: "‮ This is message reverted."
- Press SUBMIT.
- The above message appears as > TRY THIS COOL TRICK
View Friends Scrap more Than the Limit
Step1: Open Friends scrapbook
Step2: Look in your address bar (i.e the place where u type www.mastitrain.com). You will see this address written
http://www.orkut.com/Scrapbook.aspx?uid=12345678987654321
Step3: Add this code"&na=&nst=&nid=&pageSize=30" at the end of the address. It will look like this
http://www.orkut.com/Scrapbook.aspx?uid=12345678987654321&na=&nst=&nid=&pageSize=30
30 over specifies that you can view 30 scraps of the scrapbook you are looking into.
If u like our work Do Refer Your Friends so that we can continue
Scrap Without name
For sending scraps without name follow the steps:
1) Open edit profile
2) Delete First and Second Name
3) Then on the first name text box type ALT + 0173 (i.e. Type 0173 while pressing the ALT key of your keyboard.)
4) Do the same in the Second Name Box.
5) Click Update.
Now you are done you can send scraps without your name
IF your net takes a long time to open orkut then you can speed it up
TO Speed up Logging to Orkut follow the steps
- Save the following link
https://www.google.com/............www.orkut.com/GLogin.aspx
- NOW log in as usual
The above link directly opens orkut login box.
This is far faster than normal orkut login.
You can also visit his/her profile page and get the id
Gtalk lets you know the email id any orkut member if you are his /her orkut buddy
What if you are not his/her buddy
- Open the profile of the Orkut member whose e-mail address you want to know.
- Click on "ignore user" option .
- Now sign in to your Gtalk messenger.
- Click on "settings" & choose blocked tab.
Now you can unblock him by visiting the "list" option on your profile page
LOSE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE BILLIONS !!!!
The Story….
A guy lost his girlfriend in a train accident….but the gal’s name nowhere appeared in the dead list. This guy grew up n became IT technical architect in his late 20?s, achievement in itself!!. He hired developers from the whole globe and plan to make a software where he could search for his gf through the web..Things went as planned… n he found her, after losing millions of dollars and 3 long years!!
It was time to shut down the search operation, when the CEO of Google had a word with this guy n took over this application,This Software made a whopping 1 billion dollars profit in its first year, which we today know as ORKUT .
The guy’s name is ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN . Yes its named after him only. Today he is paid a hefty sum by Google for the things we do like scrapping. He is expected to b the richest person by 2009. ORKUT BUYUKKOTEN today has 13 assistants to monitor his scrapbook & 8 to monitor his friends-list. He gets around 20,000 friend-requests a day & about 85,000 scraps!!!
Some other Cool Facts about this guy:
* He gets $12 from Google when every person registers to this website.
* He also gets $10 when you add somebody as a friend.
* He gets $8 when your friend’s friend adds you as a friend & gets $6 if anybody adds you as friend in the resulting chain.
* He gets $5 when you scrap somebody & $4 when somebody scraps you.
* He also gets $200 for each photograph you upload on Orkut.
* He gets $2.5 when you add your friend in the crush-list or in the hot-list.
* He gets $2 when you become somebody’s fan.
* He gets $1.5 when somebody else becomes your fan.
* He even gets $1 every time you logout of Orkut.
* He gets $0.5 every time you just change your profile-photograph.
* He also gets $0.5 every time you read your friend’s scrap-book & $0.5 every time
you view your friend’s friend-list.
“Moral of the story”?
LOSE U R GIRLFRIEND AND MAKE BILLIONS !!!!
Orkut just introduced a new feature which gives all orkut community owners the ability to add co-owners to handle their community better. This is a very helpful feature for guys like me who have to moderate communities with different profiles. This feature comes with a serious drawback, making this feature a risky one if used carelessly. Let us elaborate on the new feature and it's risk factors.
» Add Co-Owners to Your Orkut Community
* Navigate to your community homepage.
* You will notice an option to add co-owners to the community just below the owner field.
* Click on add co-owner option and you'll be taken to a page shown in the screenshot below.
* Search for the 'potential co-owner' and grant hin co-owner privileges.
* That will do the job.
Important Notes
* You can have up-to two co-owners for a community.
* A co-owner can perform all actions which the original owner performs.
* However, a co-owner cannot ban the original owner from the community
* A co-owner can delete all posts of the original owner from the community
Risk Factors
Losing Your Community to co-owners - A co-owner can gain access of the community by removing original owner from the member list in a community. So make sure you choose your options wisely.