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Gang ransack and vandalize a Jewish synagogue in Venezuela. Mel Gibson sends apologies. That he couldn't be there to join in.

LA Times announces 300 lay offs. From now on, the paper will be full of headlines but no stories to accompany them

RNC elects its first African-American leader. Awww. EVERYONE wants their own Barak!

Patrick Quinn replaces Blagojevich as Governor of Illinois. Quinn says the cost of the seat was much cheaper than originally offered

Genetic scientists create new strain of rice that is hardier, tougher, and will survive in harsh conditions. They're calling it Condoleeza.

Obama tries to walk through window at White House. Apparently happy to see another black man there before realizing it was his reflection