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REPLACEMENT WINDOWS
Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with that expensive
double-pane energy efficient kind and today I got a call
from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work
had been completed a whole year ago and I still
hadn't paid for them.




Hellloooo...........just because I'm blonde it doesn't mean that I am
automatically stupid!
So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told me last year,
that in ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!




Hellloooo....."it's been a year!" I told him.

There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just
hung up. He never called back.
I bet he felt like an idiot.