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He was scheduled to be married this Saturday, but yesterday Hugh Heffner announced that his wedding to 25-year-old Crystal something or other is off.

Not sure if she suddenly realized she was marrying someone 60 years older than her, or if he insisted on a prenup that negated her only reason for marrying him, or if there is some other more traditional reason for breaking up (like the fact that he has thirty other hot babes living in the house), but it's a sad story nonetheless.

Hef is "heartbroken." He spent the night last night, and I'm not joking about this, screening the film "Runaway Bride" for a small group of confidants.