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1. Do unto others so well that they don’t even know they’ve been done unto.
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2. Never give a sucker an even break, or a chance to get even when you break
him.

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3. Put the largest crimes in the smallest print.
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4. Faith and hope are the keys to life. When you have someone’s, he’s ripe.
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5. There’s a pot of gold at the end of every machination.
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6. It’s not robbery if you have the signature of the victim.
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7. Don’t notify Legal until you’re sure Run Around has failed.
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8. Strong, spiritual people can do without mere worldly possessions, so get it
all.
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9. Possession is nine tenths of the law. Take possession with the loop-hole
tenth.
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10. When dealing with families, always think of the small, innocent children;
maybe THEY have something.